Tie your shoelaces TIGHT!
At Glastonbury '95 I was right at the front for Oasis and I was being crushed to death. At some point my right trainer was yanked off so I rammed my foot down and pushed my foot back in, it didnt feel right but I was more concerned about not dying under a sea of Oasis fans. When it was all over I staggered into the light of a beer tent and looked down. On my left foot I had my black Nike trainer as expected, but on my right foot I had a white adidas trainer, a LEFT white adidas trainer.

Early the next morning I wandered down to the stage to search for my missing trainer. There were dozens of lost shoes lined up at the front of the stage, even some complete pairs. I couldnt find my missing Nike so tried on some other shoes, none fitted as well on my right foot as the left adidas I had acquired. I spent the next 2 days wandering around with 2 left feet keeping an eye out for someone with 2 right feet.

I don't even like Oasis.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, 4 replies)

There's a charming innocence in this
I approve. *click*
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, closed)

Entirely this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:40, closed)

I was a charmingly innocent 18 year old at the time
I should have gone to see the prodigy instead. Bloody Oasis.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:43, closed)

Good story
Gets my *click*
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:22, closed)