Double Amputee... :0$
When I was a young lad of 17 I worked in a record shop. Two of the guys that I worked with knew a hot lass in her late 20's who came in every once in a while, she was fit as, beautiful arse always draped in the tightest light blue Levis... Anyways, neither of them had even copped of with her so I didn't stand any chance right?

Wrong... So, so wrong. She liked boys and I fitted the bill perfectly, being freshly out of puberty with nary a whisker upon my baby like cheeks. One night she arrived late, near closing, and a few of us headed out for drinks, which resulted in us drinking and the banter slipping way under the belt.

What the lads knew and I didn't until about midnight was that she had no legs. Well, about 2/3 of one if you add the stump lengths together... and she liked them to be fondled and smacked pre, mid and post coitus, which the boys were, and still are, blissfully unaware of ;0)

I haven't met anyone like her since and if I did, do I slap her stumps or ask first..? She was all the woman a boy could need. Happy Fucking Days!
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:22, 4 replies)

Oh come on
I've had post-pub sex with plenty of legless girls.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:35, closed)

But atleast with his
the consent was there
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:37, closed)

Watch "Freddy Got Fingered"
and smack that bitch with a metre rule.

...but for the love of god, not in the face....
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:39, closed)

I like it...
"spread your legs a little bit more"
"I can't.. one is on the sofa, the other is in the kitchen" etc...
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:06, closed)