Surely Airplane is the best film ever?
.....
(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:28, closed)

oh yeah agreed!
Really funny. Might download that tonight.. actually this QOTW could be good afterall :)
(Miggyman, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:30, closed)

It is the best film
and don't call me Shirley

I think I might download that too

Smoking or non-smoking?
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:30, closed)

I feel his pain
I too have a drinking problem...
(KittyOHara is a master corsetier since 1875, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:32, closed)

I like my coffee black
like my men
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:32, closed)

thankyou Vipros
lined up the shirley ref and you scored!
(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:00, closed)

<obscure> It's not red and there's no rocks in it
Damn your deadpan delivery Neilsen
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:03, closed)

Its okay miss
I speak jive.
( Weejock, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:07, closed)

Tell me...
...Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
(RayPugh So, what are you wearing?, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:59, closed)

Roger roger
whats our vector victor?
(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 20:08, closed)

My mate Richard liked this one too.
After he failed to return from "Just popping out to get some cash" I located him in casualty. When he temporarily regained consciousness (he'd had a stroke) he lined 'em up and I knocked 'em down.
"you're in hospital"
"In Hospital, what is it?"
"Its a big building with lots of doctors but that's not important right now"
Sadly, though he was back on his feet the next year, the cancer did for him in the end and he died the same day as Pavorotti which would have amused him as he was a tenor too.
(karnuvap, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:33, closed)

you may very well
be correct :)
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:07, closed)