Well..
Someone has to make the effort to liven things up in here so here a few significant films for me - and why.

Bambi

Because I watched it in the cinema while pissed and stoned on all day session. I'd never seen it before I became entranced. Remember the bit where Bambi's trapped by the fire? And the flames are getting closer and closer and poor old Bambi is looking terrified? Well that's when I said:

"RUN BAMBI, RUN!!"

Two hundred people laughed at me. Bastards.

Soldier Blue

I saw this when it first came out (yes, I am that fucking old). I blagged my way into Newcastle Odeon and settled down to watch the flick. About half way through I felt the need for a piss and headed for the bogs. As I was standing at the urinals, squeezing a kidney, the door swung open and a middle-aged bloke entered. He made a bee-line for me and stood next to me, unzipping his fly. Fucking great. A willy-watcher. Loads of empty piss stalls and he has to stand next to me.

"Enjoying the film" he asks.

"It's OK" I mutter

"Tell you what, why don't you come and watch it with me. There's a seat free right next to mine" he leered.

"No thanks." I said. "I shouldn't even be here. I'm on probation"

"What for" he asked looking puzzled

"I stabbed a bloke who tried to pick me up"

Exit one running man.

And a couple of cinema tales that I like. Didn't happen to me but I wish they had. They both concern the Piracy ads that they're so fond of running. Picture the scene:

Ad: "You wouldn't steal a car"..

Member of Crowd: "I WOULD IF I COULD FUCKING DOWNLOAD ONE!!"

I have to do that one day. And another:

AD: "Piracy is a crime!"

Heckler:"Arrrrgghhhhh"

Another one to try when I get the chance... Both tales courtesy of the Heckles QOTW.

OK. I've done my bit to make this QOTW more interesting. Over to you. Be creative man! Don't just give us a bloody list of films....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 9:47, 1 reply)

Ah the Bambi story
Still brings a smile to my face that one. You retold it with such venom in the pub, I recall:

"I fucking hate Bambi. Here's why..."
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 11:04, closed)