How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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A friend of mine, Claire, hooked up with a fella in a club and went back to his place for some no-strings genital interplay.While he takes a romantic pre-shag piss, Claire looks in the kitchen and notices a big pile of turd on the floor just near the fridge. Imagine Stonehenge had collapsed in on itself, was brown, and made of shit. This is the site that assailed her eyes. If the monumental shit was any bigger it would’ve required planning permission and a ski lift to reach its summit.
When the bloke returned moments later minus a bladder full of piss my mate remarked: “Where is it? It’s not gonna jump out at me, I really don’t want that.” For a moment I’m sure this fella thought my friend was referring to his cock, but when he noticed the tone and slightly disgusted look on Claire’s face he just stood there looking a little gormless. Claire explained: “I don’t like dogs. Just to let you know.”
And the bloke said: “Dogs? I haven’t got a dog.”
My mate was in a taxi home in about fifteen seconds flat.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:21,
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Thatis truly disturbing!
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I've been to places like thatDid she wipe her feet. On the way OUT!
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