I used to share a home with some Jews
They were very untidy, used to leave their shoes and spectacles lying on the floor in big piles.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 13:16, 7 replies)

Ouch
Trying for cutting edge in your face black comedy.

Missed by a fucking country mile!

Still, theres a gap in the market since Bernard Manning carked it.

Good luck with that
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 16:09, closed)

Bernard Manning was a genius
thanks for the comparison.

Glad it wasn't Chubby Brown.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 17:54, closed)

you're a cunt.

( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 22:55, closed)

You pair of delicate flowers
are aware of this publication?


It contains jokes many of which Bernard would have been proud of for example:

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: Because he's black.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 8:43, closed)

A fine publication
Takes you to the absolute gutters of comedy while still keeping you laughing not only at the jokes, but the prehistoric attitudes behind many of them. I value my copy.

Where you totally missed with your joke (and this is just my opinion, I am sure it has an audience somewhere, possibly Austria and parts of Bavaria) is that you have taken the joke out of the gutter where it belonged and tried to make it a clever witticism. There are many funny things about Anti semetism, but there is nothing clever or witty about it.

Thats why the Bumper B3ta book of sick jokes is a classic which works. It keeps the jokes crude and in the gutter where they belong.

I'm jus saying is all!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 13:18, closed)

So...crude, 'in the gutter', racist etc jokes work on sickipedia and b3ta, but not on other parts of b3ta?
Where precisely is this gutter to which they are so eminently suited located? Only you seem to be able to see the dividing line. Is it perhaps located on that stick up your arse?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:18, closed)

Compelling annecdote
That's some fantastic stuff there.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:32, closed)