How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Ants...Years ago when I was at uni, I shared a house with five guys and me (lone white female). The kitchen was incredibly filthy as was the entire house, but didn't really bother me. No-one would visit though.
In the kitchen we had a huge ant infestation that no-one could be arsed to deal with, so we collectively came up with a cunning plan....
One pint glass half full of bleach and half full of lemonade was put out daily.
The ants raced to our decoy and died. The rule was that the last person in the house had to empty out the dead ants and refill the glass.
During one of our parties I had to stop a pissed guy drinking the glass. He was a twat who left without paying for the damage to the house we had caused, and my intervention, however humane, would have been better not done.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 12:46, 4 replies)
HE didn't pay for the damage YOU caused?What a bounder.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 14:20,
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antsSorry, he was a house mate too! Just so drunk he forgot about the 'special' glass
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A pint of lemonade and bleach a day?How much would that have cost? Wouldn't it have been cheaper to hire someone to get rid of the fuckers?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 17:44,
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good idea at the time...That would have involved an outside party looking at the extreme filth, and probably reporting us to the Infectious diseases authority.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 19:52, closed)
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