How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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How do you make a mess in an empty room?I recently purchased a house and all I have been able to afford to put in is a bed. The kitchen has some things already in it my friend sold me a table for 10 quid and has let me borrow some chairs. But what can be called furniture amounts to a bed.
No sofa, No telly, No wardrobe(s)/hanging rail, No shelves. Just the bed and empty rooms.
So, how do you go about making a mess in an empty room?
What I do is I put all my clothes and shoes in a room plus Mr Freepens' clothes and shoes and then we have a sort out. And in too long at all you have the most incredible mess ever seen plus 2 people leaving the room and the door making a reassuring click.
Sometimes I like to 'mix it up a bit' with the addition of bin liners.
As long as the pens remain free house work need not be done.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)
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