How much is the cheesecake per pound?
Many years ago, when I was living in a shared house, a mate's girlfriend came round. She'd just got off shift at the local hospital.

"Anyone got any spliff?"

"Didn't know you smoked Sara?"

"I don't but I need the munchies or I won't be able to keep dinner down".

She'd assisted at a cyst drainage: the patient had not one but 17, spread over his back and ranging from dried pea to satsuma in size. The little ones went OK, with a quick slash to dissect them out intact. The 3 biggest...squirted. Apparently the smell was a cross between rotting flesh, halitosis and vomit. All the theatre staff were hit. The surgeon had to have his faceshield wiped off twice, and the theatre itself was out of action for 4 hours while pathology had it steamcleaned and then swabbed for cultures.

Poor Sara. She got the munchies, but had a flashback halfway down her Chinese and threw up.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:23, 2 replies)

Clicks
Then vomits
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 3:45, closed)

Clicked and I also have vommed.
(Hammy1801 may have scabies!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:26, closed)