People who let their dogs shit in the street and don't remove it.
Not only is this antisocial, irresponsible and downright fucking disgusting it's also illegal. But, it happens all the time. It is not acceptable in any way and the tabloids are missing a trick by not mounting some campaign to demonise the revolting cunts who are responsible. It should be a mandatory night in the cells for the first offence and take the dog away and fucking shoot it if it ever happens again.
( routine has perfected burgers, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:50, 13 replies)

Even worse
The ones who bag it up, then chuck it in the bloody bushes!
( Greenbat, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:51, closed)

Yup
Never understood that. At least in its unbagged form it was biodegradable
(Nitrous Nitrous, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:59, closed)

aaargh!
there are some people like that near me. We routinely have to throw away their little bagged up presents.
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:11, closed)

Or the dirty (and bizarre) cunts who hang the bagged dog-eggs from a tree.
What the shuddering fuck?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:23, closed)

So it's the correct height to smack a careless night-time jogger right in the face, of course.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:49, closed)

Why take away the dog. Why not shoot it and get the owner to clean that up as well.
(CarlosNotlaw Is doing the opposite of you at, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:05, closed)

Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABhZQ_VRbsQ&ob=av2n
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:23, closed)

Shoot the dog?
Shoot the owners. All of them, in a pre-emptive strike.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:18, closed)

I know, it's fucking disgusting.
There's nothing worse than being a pedestrian and suddenly having to avoid a steaming great mount of dog shit.

Why can't they do what I do, and leave it where it belongs. In the cycle path.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:43, closed)

Or shoot the feckers?
b3ta.com/links/756458
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:55, closed)

never
ever go to france then, dog shit is everywhere. dirtteee feckers
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:46, closed)

How! It's not just a first world problem, like!
I remember back in the seventies when I were wee, it was a problem then and no-one can tell me Kirkstall in the seventies was anything other than third-world...
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:24, closed)

Just rub their nose in it so they know not to do it again.


Everybody knows I meant the owners' noses, yeah? No need for me to say this and give a chromatic descending wah?
(teebie jeebie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:01, closed)