Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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How do I fit in? With great difficulty as it happens.I was born on a dying planet before being sent to Earth as an infant by my scientist father, moments before my home planet’s destruction. I was discovered and adopted by a Kansas farmer and his wife; I was raised as their son and subsequently imbued with a strong moral compass. Very early in my life I started to display superhuman abilities, which upon reaching my maturity, I resolved to use for the benefit of humanity. Today I defeated Brainiac and Mr Myxlplyk as they tried to take over the world.
Incident Report
Subject: powervator
Incident details: Subject tried to punch an old man through the canteen wall in the asylum hospital whilst screaming that he was defying the greatest villain of them all, ‘Brainiac’. The old man suffered bruising and lacerations. Subject then tried to use ‘laser vision’ (i.e. throwing lukewarm tea) to burn an old lady he accused of being ‘Mr Myxlplyk’ whilst shouting the name backwards before being physically restrained.
Background: Subject believes that he is a superhero akin to ‘Superman’ with all consequential abilities available to him. Subject has tried to fit in with the other ward residents he doesn’t consider to be ‘super villains’ by attempting to join what he calls a ‘Justice League’ that he believes meets in the female toilets on a Tuesday lunchtime. He believes that the members of the ‘Justice League’ inhabit the toilets and sanitary napkin bin and as a result, plays with the contents.
Subject is to undergo electroshock treatment next week.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:27, 1 reply)
*clicked*You big ball of freak.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:43,
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