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I was always one of those kids who faded into the background...and tried my hardest to fit it. So I have a few stories to tell...but I'll keep them short:

Knicking chewing gums from the local newsagent (And I mean packets of them) to dish out to all the chavs whos needed to look hard.

Knicking Pokemon cards from Tesco (Don't ask why...I still don't know)

Downing a half a bottle of white lightning in a minute and promtly spewed most of it back up before passing out and finding myself waking up on my parents sofa having to explain to my mother why I was in such a fragile state. I was also naked from the waste down when I awoke (Albeit covered by a blanket)

Repeating this 2 years later except in the comfort of a pub and 14 shots of whatever my mates brought me.

Smoking...bleughhh! Don't do it kids!

Dared to drink my own piss...it was warm and bubbly...

Shopping trolley + Drunk friends + Myself in trolley= Being collared by Tesco security...after crashing into him by being pushed full pelt at his knees.

Truth or dare is also bad when you're 13 years old and have no pubes...this is quite traumatic and leads to years of verbal abuse about small cock and bald balls (I think I've caught up now...)

There's probably more but brain damage has probably slowed my train of thought down.

Length? Don't...just don't!
( sausagesucker just paid £5.00 for a cup of Tea!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:24, 1 reply)

Hmm
*clicks ignore*
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 19:05, closed)