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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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make bendy buses...
...make a sound like an accordion every time they go round a corner.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:42, closed)
i like this

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:42, closed)
*clicks*
I like this too.

*emails Boris*
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:44, closed)

tell him to brush his hair too please. he looks a bloody mess.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:45, closed)
That's ok
I quite like the sound of screaming mangled cyclist/pedestrian when they encroach six feet onto the corner pavement
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:46, closed)

someone must be able to mix these sounds together and release it as 'music'... in my day etc etc...
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:47, closed)
ha ha ha :D *votes ya what for next Mayor*
I'm liking your thinking
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:51, closed)
While you're at it
make the doors on the Tube open with that Star Trek swooshy noise.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:54, closed)
And add an appropriate "Whooo-ooop! Whooo-ooop!" klaxon just before they close too

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:55, closed)
we have a winner!

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:26, closed)
This made me smile

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:50, closed)

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