Here's my take on the first ten of the "American Bukkake" series.
American Bukkake #1
A bunch of sweaty men take turns to ejaculate on the face of a woman who clearly doesn't want to be there. Gets boring really quickly.

American Bukkake #2
A bunch of sweaty men take turns to ejaculate on the face of a woman who clearly doesn't want to be there. Gets boring really quickly.

American Bukkake #3
A bunch of sweaty men take turns to ejaculate on the face of a woman who clearly doesn't want to be there. Gets boring really quickly.

American Bukkake #4
A bunch of sweaty men take turns to ejaculate on the face of a woman who clearly doesn't want to be there. Gets boring really quickly.

American Bukkake #5
A bunch of sweaty men take turns to ejaculate on the face of a woman who clearly doesn't want to be there. Gets boring really quickly.

American Bukkake #6
A bunch of sweaty men take turns to ejaculate on the face of a woman who clearly doesn't want to be there. Gets boring really quickly.

American Bukkake #7
A bunch of sweaty men take turns to ejaculate on the face of a woman who clearly doesn't want to be there. Gets boring really quickly.

American Bukkake #8
A bunch of sweaty men take turns to ejaculate on the face of a woman who clearly doesn't want to be there. Gets boring really quickly.

American Bukkake #9
A bunch of sweaty men take turns to ejaculate on the face of a woman who clearly doesn't want to be there. Gets boring really quickly.

American Bukkake #10
A bunch of sweaty men take turns to ejaculate on the face of a woman who clearly doesn't want to be there. Gets boring really quickly.
(McChinaman banned, Sat 23 May 2015, 20:12, 15 replies)

spirited away and howl's moving castle
both great films. spirited away even got an oscar.
don't be put off by the fact that they're animated, they really are worth a watch.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 May 2015, 18:00, 13 replies)

Just seen Mad Max: Fury Road
Wow!

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

LOTS of people dying in fires!

I've shaved my hair off so I can be like Furiosa!

Thought of cutting my arm off too but thought better of it, need it for drinking/wanking/knitting.

GO SEE IT SWEEETIESZ!

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:56, Reply)

Argentinian films
The Secret In Their Eyes

Whodunnit. Legal procedural. Romance. Political commentary.
Won Best Foreign Film Oscar, though should've just won best film that year, full stop.

Nine Queens

Went to see this when the Times film critic said it was the only film he'd come out of, paid for another ticket, and gone back in.

Con man meets con man and they try to sell some rare stamps to a gangster. Sounds ridiculous - is really watchable.

Subtitled. But if you can't handle those you're a knob.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:43, 1 reply)

I was at work this morning
and I've come home to "Father of the Bride II", which my wife assures me she is watching. I call LIES cos I know for a fact she is on her laptop on Facebook or Candy Crush or something like that. In any case the film is truly horrendous. I'm literally dying as a result of watching it. I might go and make a cup of tea. Anyone want one?
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:21, Reply)

Films are all shit, read the books instead.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 May 2015, 13:54, 7 replies)

I'm sorry to report that Nude Nuns With Big Guns wasn't very good.
Lots of Nude Nuns, not much in the way of big guns. Still, one of the villains gets his cock shot off, then waves it about whilst crying, but that wasn't worth the preceding 90 minutes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 23 May 2015, 9:33, 4 replies)

Ex Machina
Alex Garland's Turing Test flick. Well scripted with excellent delivery from the main actors. Gives you lots to think about.

And if you don't like intimate dialogue stuff there are naked robot chicks to perv over.

Other things that spring to mind that aren't as recent...
Skeletons - a pair of sort of exorcists at work www.imdb.com/title/tt1425933
Safety not guaranteed - a guy claims to have invented a time machine www.imdb.com/title/tt1862079
Calvary - A priest is told he must die www.imdb.com/title/tt2234003
( HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 May 2015, 8:02, 4 replies)

martyrs
It played on my mind for weeks. Don't read up on it before watching.
(mad_dan Stilton or knob cheese ma'am?, Sat 23 May 2015, 7:10, 1 reply)

The Fall (2006)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbzNrThw_gA

Two patients in a hospital, a stuntman and a little girl. The adult manipulates the child by telling rambling story. The movie is amazing for the locations and the performance of the little girl.
( tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sat 23 May 2015, 3:28, 3 replies)

Funky Forest / Fish Story
Bizarre Japanese / cool-story Japanese
(sleep lack, Fri 22 May 2015, 20:47, 1 reply)

Tusk is pretty good if you like weird body horror movies

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:09, 10 replies)

BACK. TO. THE. FUCKING. FUTURE.

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:24, 3 replies)

Traincan Master

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:16, 1 reply)

Drunken Master
nuff said.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:04, 9 replies)

Anything with boobies in.
I'm really not picky about sizes or shapes, I just like a high boob count.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:58, 4 replies)

Good Toimes: The Justin Lee Collins Story

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:49, 2 replies)

Dead man's shoes
I don't normally like gritty and northern but this film is awesome. Now revenge films I do like! Don't fuck with an angry Para.

One of the best scenes in it -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9iGtltgji0

Another good scene -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wWX-pgJwKM
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:46, 3 replies)

ernest goes to jail
ernest goes to camp
ernest goes to africa
ernest goes to school
ernest goes somewhere cheap
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:24, 2 replies)

Herbie Goes Bananas

(Headsbollockskuntz, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:08, 1 reply)

wasting away
a zombie romance comedy told from the zombie's point of view.
very funny and unlike anything i've seen before.
bought it for about £1 on the off-chance and i'm really glad i did.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:45, Reply)

Anything featuring
this guy.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:01, 2 replies)

The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:37, Reply)

I recommend the three films that have become known as the Vengeance Trilogy, the most famous being Old Boy.
Draw your own conclusions from these films, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance left me feeling dead and empty.

The French comedy Taxi always makes me laugh. A good Saturday morning monging film.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:17, 1 reply)

Man Bites Dog.

Starts weird. Gets weirder.


Smoke 'Em if you've got 'em.
Funny as fuck.
(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:00, 6 replies)

Fandango (1985)
Witty, clever, touching, thought provoking in the same way 'The Breakfast Club' was, looking at the dark side of 'the draft' in 1971 for drop outs.

Not even ruined by Costner but the rest of the cast are faultless - Judd Nelson in the 80's was a dreamboat - even 1 bloke who is unconscious for 99% of the movie and is used like a prop!

First film of Marvin J. McIntyre (who played Harold Weiss in 'The Running Man') as a genuinely freaky looking hippy running a flight school.

Laugh out loud and still sticks with me today, the theme of coming to the end of your responsibility free early years and leaving behind as you move into unknown land of grown-up-ness. Still brings a tear to my eye...
(TheManofScience, Fri 22 May 2015, 11:39, 2 replies)

A Town Called Panic
Defies description. "Toy Story" done French? Not really. Watch the subtitled version, the original voices are priceless. Absolutement fucking mental.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 22 May 2015, 11:28, 2 replies)

The act of killing
You will spend most of the film with your jaw on the floor wondering if this is actually real.

Dont watch on a date night. You will probably end up crying.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 22 May 2015, 11:17, 1 reply)

Since arriving on your planet
the best 10 films I have seen are:

The King of Comedy
I really identify with Rupert Pupkin, a tragic 'fish out of water' character, who only wants to be appreciated for his unique talent.

Carry On At Your Convenience
This was the first film I ever saw when I got to England and it taught me all I ever needed to know about your country.

Avatar
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, this looked like a documentary to me (Pandora looks a lot like the pleasure planet Florana) and made me homesick. Watch it about ten times a year.

Con Air
When I am feeling down and depressed, which is not often, but it happens, this knockabout comedy with its cast of comical characters never fails to cheer me up!

Catwoman
I LOVE Halle Berry in this and have got a bit of a crush on her, even more so now I am a girl. I fantaise regularly about having lenghty lesbicious lick-out sessions with her in her leather bra and pants and me dressed as a cat. MEEEOW!

Alan Partridge Alpha Papa The Movie
I really identify with Alan Partridge, a tragic 'fish out of water' character, who only wants to be appreciated for his unique talent.

Under the Skin
Like Avatar I thought this was a documentary. Those things exist, you know.

Bird on a Wire
This brings back very happy memories of a nice weekend I spent in the company of Mel Gibson. He really is a nice bloke, you know, and not at all anti semitic or homophobic, or whatever it is he is meant to be. Not many people know this but he has the largest collection of umbrellas in the world. He likes to open them all and drop them from the roof of his Beverly Hills mansion and watch them float down to the polo court. The two hours I spent with him doing this were amongst the best 120 minutes I have ever spent on uour miserable, shitty little world, you horrible, smelly, stupid, ugly, useless, worthless cunts.

The Silence of the Lambs
I really identify with Buffalo Bill, a tragic 'fish out of water' character, who only wants to be appreciated for his unique talent. And it's got a Fall song in it.

The Towering Inferno
Imagine dying in a fire! TERRIFYING!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 22 May 2015, 10:35, 4 replies)