Yum!Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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There was a man called GregWho went to work on an egg
When he hit a speed bump
The egg shot up his rump
And then lodged inside his rectum where the warmth caused it to hatch into a chick that then pecked it's way out of his colon causing blood to pour out of his bumhole and run all down his leg.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 21:30,
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A fellow called Chunder once pennedA Limerick without a real end
It's the lazy technique
Of a mind that is weak
I always end with a crescend
... oh.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 23:23,
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