Pilchards
I used to be far more adventurous than I am now. I used to sizzle all sorts of foodstuffs using my partner’s body. Chocolate, cream, coconut milk, custard, raw chicken breasts, the lot.

But I am not going to tell you where it went right. I am going to tell you where it went wrong...

It was an intoxicating night. Blazing hot, and humid. My wench, she was filthy. A sultry damascene filly. We agreed to hold no bars, except my willy bar. That was my willy.

We didn’t discuss what we would do. I shucked my clothes. I lay there on the bed.

She appeared like a harbinger of porn. Took off her clothes. I had a diamond cutter on. It was painful. She shimmered sexily above my body...she planted her maisy above my mouth.

That minx I thought! She has smeared her ladybits with gorgeous ambrosia custard. I could see the yellow glint from her vulva...she was custarded up and willing to smear me.

Then, I got an awful whiff of pilchards.

I decided to carry on...

She juiced me up good and proper. It was only afterwards that I found out she had gonorrhea.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 23:57, 7 replies)

that was disgusting.
have a click.

EDIT; damnit, on PC, wrong account. I always do this. =(
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:58, closed)

You sick bastard!!
clickyness!
( Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:47, closed)

=(
I threw up a bit in my mouth.
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:51, closed)

^this

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 2:09, closed)

*boke*
WRONG.

*click*
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:10, closed)

'I like this'
I really don't.

*clicks*
(Scritty Bakerman., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 23:14, closed)

Mind
Bleach.

Please.
(Just a girl., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:47, closed)