Sorry ;)
I was told it was rude
To play with your food
But one night on a whimsey
We had fun with my mimsey

A big wedge of cheese
Was too much of a squeeze
And a knobbly cold pickle
Just made my bits tickle

On my knees I did squat
As he inserted a kumquat
And a piece of lost Snickers
Left a bad stain in my knickers

Being slathered in honey
Just ended up funny
And how we did laugh
As we went for a bath

Squirty cream was too boring
We ended up snoring
Plus it curdled too quick
And just made us feel sick

Tomatoes and strawberries
They have too many pips
Picking them off me
Just got right on my tits

And then on a whim
He pushed a banana in my quim
I admit it was nice
But you cant use one twice

We used food to be rude
But it just broke my mood
I did like a crisp celery stick
But nothing beats a good stiff hard prick
(insomniac-surfer hates her username but cant think of anything else, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:03, closed)

genius! click!
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:20, closed)

Beautiful summary...
of this weeks QOTW

*clicks*
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:20, closed)

Hah, nicely done!
*clicks*
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:50, closed)

Nice one
Winner says I
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:13, closed)

Bows
I thank you :)
(insomniac-surfer hates her username but cant think of anything else, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:02, closed)