Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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So sorry this is so longI was at a mate's house down in London having a few pre-night-out drinks. There were five of us chatting - me, two mates, and a couple - my friends flatmate and his rather delectable girlfriend.
We got onto the subject of mates who are little embarrasing (a list which I am now no doubt on) and I had to tell them about my mate Brendan who is gay, extrovert and likes to shock whenever possible. To illustrate his tactics I told the hilarious tale of Brendan being introduced to my girlfriend, when his charming opening line was "It's lovely to meet you but I'm afraid I can't stay for long. I'm as skint as a jews cock!".
As I finished this hilarious tale, the only sound was of my mate desperatley trying not to piss himself.
Turned out that not only was the girl jewish, she was also witholding any sexual contact until the boyfriend went through with a circumsision, an operation that he was very reluctantly due to undertake in under four weeks
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:19, Reply)
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