Foot in Mouth Syndrome IIHave you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.
Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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When I went out with a girl fom WisconsinHer mother and brother came to visit us in Glasgow. One day was set aside for shopping so I found myself hungover to the back teeth in Mark's and Spencer, Sauchiehall Street, on a Saturday afternoon. My girlfriend's ma was in the changing room trying on a new pair of jeans. Seeing that I was clearly itching to get this shit over with and get to the pub to cure my hangover my bird tried to hurry her mum up asking her "how are the jeans mom?"
Piece of advice for Americans, don't shout "they're too small I can't fit them over my fanny" in Glasgow.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 1:21, 1 reply)
The fat minged slapper.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:56,
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