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Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."

What's the best thing you've found?

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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EXT. PETROL STATION - DAY.
SALVADORE'S GIRLFRIEND sits in the passenger seat waiting. She drums her fingers and rolls her eyes impatiently.

Finally, SALVADORE comes out of the petrol station. But then he stops to chat to an ATTRACTIVE YOUNG WOMAN who is wearing shorts and a bikini top.

Salvadore's Girlfriend looks annoyed.

Salvadore ostentatiously takes a 50 note out of his pocket and gives it to the Attractive Young Woman, who hugs him - a real tight bear hug.

Salvadore's Girlfriend stares in disbelief.

Salvadore strolls back to the car with a satisfied smile on his face.

Salvadore's Girlfriend looks grim - this is going to take some explaining, and it had better not be another of his ridiculous "And that, darling, is what really happened" stories.


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INT. PETROL STATION UNISEX TOILET - DAY (THREE MINUTES EARLIER).

Salvadore spots a 50 note on the floor.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:18, closed)
i'll bank-roll this film
if we can only find a damn key-grip
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:32, closed)
That twist
is better than The Sixth Sense, isn't it? I'll see if I can get Guy Ritchie to direct.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:39, closed)

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