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This is a question Putting the Fun in Funeral

Some deaths come suddenly or too soon and can really hit hard, others seem to be a blessed relief. Similarly, some funerals can be deeply upsetting and sad, others can make you want to hug the world.

Mmm, don't want to bring you down or anything, but tell us your funeral stories...

(, Thu 11 May 2006, 9:31)
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This isnt so much a story ABOUT one, but a plan
of the one i WANT to have.

When i die, i want to have my open casket fitted with a spring-loaded base, so that when all my friends, relatives, and scroungers are present at my 'passing on' gig, a timer can set a spring off and send my body flailing into the air upon all the unsuspecting guests.
And i'd have sent out party invites to everyone, making sure the party date is AFTER my funeral.
I'll be dammned if I'm going out without a few laughs!
(, Thu 11 May 2006, 23:27, Reply)

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