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I didn't realise that the cocktail waitresses in Las Vegas will bring you free suff - but you are supposed to tip them, they're not your servants.

So I was on a 1 cent fruit machine and a waitress came over, wearing an odd kind of hooker/black tie combination.

"Good evening Sir! Can I get you anything from the bar?"
"Um yes, I'll have a beer please"

She came back with a beer and stood smiling at me while I drunk it, before looking confused and walking away.

A few minutes later she came past again. I said "Excuse me. EXCUSE ME. Another beer please".

She brought one over and dumped it on the fruit machine.

The third time she walked past I said "Hi, yes - 3 beers, 2 pina coladas, 20 marlboroughs, a cigar and a box of matches. And another beer please"

She replied "Sir why don't you go the fuck to the bar and buy them yourself".

rude.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:34, Reply)