I am death
I vowed to stop betting on horses 20 years ago.The horse I chose in an office grand national sweepsteak died.
Ten yearsish later,some workmates were talking about a horse winning everything in sight.It was called "roll a joint"
I bet on it.It died.
Renew vow.A few years later,Someone talks about a horse called "rust never sleeps".I like neil young too.I bet on the horse.It died.

When I was at college,A girl bet me 3 wispas I couldn't vault over the common room railing onto the floor below without hurting myself.It was a piece of piss,but I never collected the bet.She was killed in a car crash on the way to the first live aid concert a couple of weeks later.
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:18, 11 replies)

I don't think it's your fault
I think it's just a sad coincidence.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 10 May 2009, 14:27, closed)

bollocks
it's entirely his fault
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:52, closed)

Well...
I would take a bet with you that you win the QOTW, but frankly I don't want to take the risk...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:36, closed)

Obviously
Next time you wanna bet on a horse, go down the bookies and see what odds you can get on that horse dying, I bet they're good odds!

I'll take 50% since it was my idea...
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:23, closed)

Sir
I bet you £50 million that I wont die as a result of this bet.
(bobisnotmyname, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:39, closed)

Flowers or charity?
Where would you like the donation sent?
(Mucky has squinted at the screen with one eye shut since, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:41, closed)

I can't decide...
... whether this link is appropriate or horribly inappropriate.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:52, closed)

i try to hug them..
they crumble in my bony embrace
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:54, closed)

Look on the bright side.
Your future's made in the dog-food and glue industries.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:05, closed)

Johna
Couldn't place a bet on Gordon Brown getting up tomorrow could you?
(wobbler, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:25, closed)

I wish I had your power.

( ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:40, closed)