Buy a shitload of cheap paracetamol...
...pull apart the capsules, empty them out (or don't!) and refill them with herbal pish and nonsense (or don't) and repackage them as Golden Root Complex or The Original Blue Pill. On the back of the box, leave no clear description of what they do and just make vague claims that they're the perfect "pill for adults". People will buy these placebos thinking they'll improve their sexlife when really they'll make no difference at all except for confidence.

Of course, the few miserable sods who suffer from ED and think they're problems are over will be furiously disappointed and most probably end up driving knitting needles through their temples, but hey ho, rich rich rich!
( MeekMan Trying to reinvent the toaster since, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 1:02, closed)

They don't let you buy shitloads of paracetamol at a time
in case you're intending to commit suicide using it.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 1:11, closed)

get rich quick
A mate sold a load of laxatives at a festival in the 80s.
He said they were good shit.
Well he wasnt lying, thats exactly what happened when people took them.
(insomniac-surfer should be doing something else right now, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 1:52, closed)

@ IDHAFN
This is true but I have often wondered why since if someone was that determined then they could simply go to many chemists in a town, buying the maximum amount from each, before taking them all.
Failing that they could even stockpile a load, buying small amounts before taking them.
I conceed that it may deter the odd person from buying a load and downing them when they get a little sad but it won't deter someone who really wants to do it.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 10:19, closed)