Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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I am turning into a parentand I can pinpoint the exact moment. It will be tomorrow, when I get my new baby. If you click 'I like this' I might call it B3ta.
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I have run out of coke scum, subhuman scum, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:04,
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Click!Although Spikeypickle is a much nicer name ;0)
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Wrong.When you get your baby you will first turn into a zombie, unable to tell night from day and find yourself watching mind-numbing films on ITV2+1 at 3 am (how many times have they shown Alien vs Predator in the last year?).
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You've got a good wayto get a lot of clicks.
A baby named B3ta would be fantastic.
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you will also discover how refreshing tiny little micro sleeps areand that shit doesnt smell so bad when its from your own baby
good luck
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fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:19,
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Whatever name you choose...Put lots of thought into it...
Don't just go rushing willy nilly into picking a name, because they'll be stuck with it.
Believe me, I know.
*Rues the day he decided on the username 'Pooflake'*
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Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:34,
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Spanky'sa fine name for a sprog...
good luck with the birth, mate.
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Wow!Your life will *never* be the same again.
Good luck and remember routine is good.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:28,
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