While shopping for warm clothes in February
I came across a nice Marks and Spencer striped woolly jumper, just my size, for three quid in a charity shop. 'Bargain!' I said and snapped it up. I took it home, tried it on and I was really happy with it.

Last week, I took my daughter to see my parents on the other side of town.

'Nice jumper Noel,' said my mum as I came in the house.

'Cheers! It was a bargain. Only three quid from a charity shop. M&S too!'

'Let me guess: British Heart Foundation? A month or two ago?' she asks.

'Um, yeah. How'd you know that?'

'I was having a spring clean and gave some clothes to charity. That jumper used to belong to your father.'

My dad has an incredibly jaded taste in clothes.

My daughter pointed and laughed.
( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:59, closed)

Doh!
:D I chortled
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:22, closed)

That
is fucking great!

Ha!
(SpankyHanky, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:23, closed)

brillliant
gave me the giggles. well done.
( cackers negative capability, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:38, closed)

That's
fucking hilarious mate.
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:21, closed)

Haha!
Excellent!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:35, closed)

Top story!...

*clicks*
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:43, closed)

Oh dear oh dear
Still, it WAS a bargain.
( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:27, closed)