I know someone who's ginger, right...
no, REALLY! I know, MENTAL, right!

So anyway, right, me and ginger were once walking around Newcastle city centre buying hair dye cos, y'know, lets face it; it's better to be any colour than ginger or something, right?! YEAH!

So we were walking through Newcastle city centre - did I mention that already?! Yeah, so, this other ginger comes up to my mate who's ginger too and they start, like, talking and that as you do. So yeah, like, these two red-headed people are totally talking and stuff and I'm just standing there and waiting for them to finish in Newcastle city centre where we are walking around looking for hair dye.

So, anyway, like this other person with the red hair who is talking to my mate with the red hair, he like walks away and I'm stood there in Newcastle city centre with this red-headed mate of mine who's just like, totally waving at this other dude with red-hair.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, we start walking again, and my mate turns to me - which is weird cos y'know, we're like totally walking along so he's like totally side stepping down the street as we're talking - MENTAL I know... So this friend with the ginger hair turns to me and says that we shouldn't really be seen in public any more... I was like well shocked and that... so I says "Why?" and my mate with the red hair says "There are many reason, but the main one is that you're carrying an aborted foetus"

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(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:32, 8 replies)

Christ on a bike...
...alright, we get it, you're not into this week's QOTW. Granted, there's been better by a long chalk but have a minute now, there'll be another one along in a couple of days.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:19, closed)

I had an hour to fill
[insert some reference to something else]
(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:44, closed)

That took an hour?
Do you have any hands?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:38, closed)

the above b3tan is also referring - as am I - to the replies I have made to similarly spasticated answers.

(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:49, closed)

Yup...
...in that there hour he was quite prolific indeed.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:56, closed)

Did you have sex with either of them?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:36, closed)

I did, both, at the same time.
My chest and pubis had 5th degree burns.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:44, closed)

Did you go on a school exchange...
to Dusseldorf, by any chance?
(TheJeeves, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 20:03, closed)