Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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More Twat Uni people.
I went out with girl who lived in halls once who had one of the most miserable, pedantic, non-sharing mean flatmates you could ever imagine.
They had a shared kitchen and *every* single thing belonging to this girl was labelled.
Cathy's milk
Cathy's butter
Cathy's tea
Cathy's tea-pot
Cathy's saucepan.
I'm sure that some of you who've lived in shared houses have come across this sub-species of human.
Anyway, one night me and gf and a bunch of mates arrived back from a club and drunkenly decided to help out Cathy a bit. So we labelled *everything* in the kitchen.
Cathy's wall
Cathy's floor
Cathy's ceiling
Cathy's light bulb.
If you could stick a label on it, it got the treatment. But Stu had to go that little bit too far. He was speeding off his tits and sat up all night and individually labelled her teabags. But that wasn't where he went too far. He actually sat at the kitchen table with a roll of masking tape and carefully stuck a single grain of sugar to a bit of masking tape and labelled it Cathy's sugar. An entire two pound bag.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 15:16,
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