Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Too FarSo many other people lived with twunts at Uni! Wish Iīd known when I was in my first year at uni and thought it was just me who had to share a flat with Dave. The guy didnīt like sharing a fridge so got his parents to bring him one up from home. Didnīt like the matress on his bed so got his parents to bring him one up from home. Thought "nigger" was the funniest word in the English Language. Didnīt wash his clothes, just sprayed Fabreeze on them and ironed them again. Bought paper plates and cups so he wouldnīt have to wash up. Covered all four walls of our shared kitchen in porn/cut-outs from FHM yet put up "arty" posters in his bedroom so girls would think he was sensitive if he ever got any back to his room. Bought a laminated poster of Jordan for the shower. Told everybody frequently that he was "going for a knob wash". Watched animal porn in the kitchen/living room with his friends. Came home pissed once and smashed all my plates (did I mention that for some reason we didnīt get on?) That guy pushed me too far. Wish I could say I exacted some terrible revenge but I just moved out. Twunt.
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