Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Mobile MasturbationMy friend, proceeding to do his early morning paperound, was cycling along on his bike when he came across a discarded porno magazine in the bushes.
So he did what any young teenager would do, and browse through the magazine and have a wank.
While still riding on his bike.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 0:43, Reply)
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