Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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I was 8So was she.
We were in class together, the teacher was nasty (subtle sidenote).
She had milky white skin.
And freckles.
Lots of freckles.
Cute smile.
I was 'in love'.
Weeks went by, I swooned when she walked past. Dribbled when I thought about her walking past.
Her name was Rebecca. Becca. Becky. She was beautiful.
I asked her to dance at the school disco.
"Go suck a rubber duck" was the reply.
I've not recovered. *twitch*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:58, 1 reply)
Have a click...admittedly it's for the sheer genius that is "go suck a rubber duck", but it might get you somewhere near the front page!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 9:36, closed)
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