Bloody Haribo
Happy world of Haribo .. my arse!

Halloween a couple of years ago, we got 4 big bags of Haribo gummy sweet things for the trick or treaters. Then on Halloween afternoon my Daughter fell off the climbing frame in school which meant we spent the rest of Halloween in casualty waiting for X-rays etc.

The upshot of that was, 4 big bags of unused Haribo. So being the greedy idiot that I am, I spent the next couple of days grazing through the 4 bags until before I knew it I had scoffed the lot.

2 MONTHS. It was 2 whole fecking months before I managed to have a decent shit again after ingesting all that gummy crap over such a short period of time. Every trip to the karzi was a trauma, I thought I would never crap properly again! The straining, the sweating and groaning, oh the humanity!

Fecking Haribo bastards!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:38, 6 replies)

It's just sugar and gelatin, innit?
How can that affect your guts for more than about eight hours?

You might want to see a doctor about that rather than worrying about your haribo habit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:46, closed)

Amongst other ingredients
Haribo spray the damn things with beeswax to make them shiney and stop them sticking together in the bag.

And then theres all the starch flour.

I wish it was just gelatin and sugar!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:57, closed)

Still nothing that should have had any noticeable impact (snigger) on your bowel movements.
Are you sure you ate them and didn't just moosh them into a big gummy ball and stuff them up your arsepiece?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:43, closed)

You're not as shambolic a doctor as you make out.

( Dervel OTBC, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:10, closed)

Only the tangfastics went up the Gary
But then everyone does that.

Don't they?
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:17, closed)

I fucking love tangfastics.
I'd probably eat them out of your arse. That's how much I love tangfastics.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:22, closed)