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Are you the kind of person who laughs when they see a cat getting run over? Tell us about the times your sense of humour has gone beyond taste and decency.

Suggested by SnowyTheRabbit

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19)
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Mr Jingles
I have one of those friends who posts status updates to Facebosh to inform all of *everything* that happens in her life. Recently, her status updates ran thusly:

15:46 ...has just rescued a mouse from a horrible sticky mouse trap. Sooo cruel it was just, like, glued there! yay me!

16:11 Turns out the mouse lost quite a lot of fur and skin on his poor belly from the trap. I'm gonna nurse him all better and call him Mr Jingles like in the Green Mile!

16:39 Has just given Mr Jingles a soothing bath/wash and is gonna build him a little home to live in! He gonna be a circus mouse! ;o)

16:54 Mr Jingles is nibbling away at biscuit crumbs! Soooooo cute!

17:44 Would anyone like to come to Mr Jingles housewarming party? Hee hee! Found an old wooden box in the garage and have put some cotton wool and an old catbowl of water in there for him! Don't tell anyone I've taken in a lodger! Hee Hee! x

18:29 OMG! I was only gone 5 minutes and Mr Jingles drowned in his waterbowl :o( :o(
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:48, closed)
I fucking love this
have a *click*
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:54, closed)
There were several "Awww" type comments in response to it
until some wag waded in with "Give him to me boss, there might still be time"
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:13, closed)
A guy I know
once tried to drown a mouse in a bucket. He scooped it into the bucket when he caught it, and filled the bucket with just enough water for the mouse not to be able to escape.

30 minutes later the mouse was still swimming around the sides. Poor bastard. So he used a beer bottle to press it to the bottom. Again, the fucker just wouldn't drown.

Well it did eventually.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:25, closed)
nice

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:50, closed)

what a cunt.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:18, closed)
Ha!
I hate people who give a running commentary.

Poor Mr Jingles though :(

Click
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:00, closed)
The only logical explaination
Is mouse suicide.

I mean, faced with that load of daily bollocks, you'd top yourself too.

*click
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:36, closed)
hahahahahaha

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:36, closed)
Must be just me, but I read it as:
"Has just given Mr Jingles a soothing ball wash"

*snigger*
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:46, closed)
It took me
a good 30 seconds before I could stop laughing enough to muster the hand to eye co-ordination required to click!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:11, closed)
That just had me laughing in the office.
Have a click!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:32, closed)
*click*

(, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 3:57, closed)

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