Twitchy lady shame
Picture the scene , two customers walk in.
A very attractive young lady and an average man.
The young lady is sheepish , shy and reserved , the man .... well i can't remember.
Well to cut a long story short she had a twitch a serious one where she frequently hit herself in the face, cue sniggering and bets by the bar staff.
They orderd two pints and thusly she spilled her drink everywhere and whilst her date cleaned it up she then knocked his drink over.
Cue me rushing over to help clean whilst sniggering like a loon.

They then had some bottles and left sporting scowls.
The worst thing about it all is my impersonation of the lady when i get drunk.
I'm a bad bad man and am probably going to someplace cold and full of pain.... Its called work and i deserve to be there.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:23, Reply)