Guilty LaughsAre you the kind of person who laughs when they see a cat getting run over? Tell us about the times your sense of humour has gone beyond taste and decency.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19)
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My sisters wedding and naturally the barstaff were poorly trained and thus I had been generously over-served. I was seated at a table full of posh people I hadn't met before. A gentleman in his senior years approached the table and we all hushed while he addressed us. He apologised that his wife, a heavily bandaged woman I had briefly spied earlier, was unable to attend the reception but had been present at the ceremony. Tragically, he explained, she had been in a workplace accident recently and had needed to have an eye removed.
"Aha, cyclops!" I exploded, to deathly silence.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:46,
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