Babysitting
My youngest cousin was around 18 months old and I was keeping an eye on him with my sister. He was sat on the floor playing with a make shift drum
(plastic mixing bowl and a wooden spoon) doing that thing that small children do where they do something, laugh and then look to see if you're laughing too.

After a while he stopped finding it funny and abandoned the mixing bowl. My sister was lying on the mat reading a magazine . A look of sheer determination
on his little face and the spoon gripped firmly in his hand he toddled off in her direction.
He stood over her for a few seconds and she thought he was looking at the magazine in her hands.

"Are you looking at the pictures? see all the pictures?" She asked
*SMACK*
Right in the face.

I don't know who laughed harder, me or him.
(FootOfTim, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:42, 2 replies)

Fuck me.
The way you've written that, it sounds really, really sinister.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:45, closed)

doesnt make it any less funny though

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:47, closed)

Hahaha
*clicks*
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 1:12, closed)