Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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S'not funnyFor about 10 years now, my nose has been subject to EBB (excessive bogey buildup). This results in bogeys about an inch in length that have grown overnight through the nasal passages. Picking them out can be hard work but but the "yielding" feeling I get when I finally thread one out is very satisfying.
In fact, so diverting can this be that one night I managed to crash my car while coaxing out something from my nose that looked like a length of rotting seaweed.
I rolled it up and hid it before the ambulance arrived.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:11, Reply)
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