Sometimes when i'm 'Primed for a poo'
i sit on the side of the bath reading books and give occasional pushes, and every now and again a small rabbit poo will drop into the bath making a little 'donk' sound.

i quite like this sound, and so i'll push again until eventually i have to sit on the loo and finish the job off.

it's probably a bit like having sex with a hooker, i feel a bit dirty afterwards, and of course i have to clean the bathtub, though once i forgot, and it was quite difficult explaining the droppings away to my mum.

nb: sitting with your thighs on the edge of the bath for a time gives you pins and needles in your feet, if you're not careful when it's time to get up you might fall over and shit all over the floor.

*edit*
I should have known this would be voted right up to my top answer. You're all so predictable, I mean really.

*editedit*
I also wank into the sink, but everyone does that, usually because you can watch your sexface in the mirror. Phwoar! (if you turn the taps on no-one can hear you) Don't forget to check the taps for semen: People usually don't expect to find it on taps and get 'all funny' about it when they do.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:17, 4 replies)

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What the FUCK?
(Michael J Fox is having a shaky start., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:56, closed)

Y'know...
If that's your thing, why not just do the exact same thing just on the loo?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:49, closed)

Holy Moly !!
unlurked to express my disgust at the thought of finding rabbit pellet like shit in the bath....
(mickeyblue, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:28, closed)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
thats one of the BEST posts on b3ta EVER!

you win!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 19:49, closed)