GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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I had sex onceIn a gym.
With a horse.
The horse looked rather confused.
As he looked round at me, his expression almost seemed to say,
"Why have you bought me to this gym? I was perfectly happy in my stable."
And as I jackhammered away at his behind, my thoughts turned to the
Honda Accord parked
outside
glinting
in the moonlight.
Oh, yeah
That did it for me.
My duty done,
I let the horse run free.
He galloped.
He ran.
Free
as the wind.
Until he tripped over the rowing machine and broke his neck.
The moral of this story?
Don't go the gym to have sex with a horse.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:59, 6 replies)
And we have a winnerby which I mean, err...
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:02, closed)
NEEDS MOAR SWINE FLU(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:28,
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Ok, the moral of this story isDon't go to the gym to have sex with a horse. Especially not if either you or the horse has SWINE FLU.
Happy now?
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:06, closed)
are you sure?are you sure?
are you sure?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:14,
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Yes, I am certainNo, I am not a brand of deodorant
Yes, I am the leading cable & wireless supplier for Guernsey, Jersey and the Isle of Man
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:25, closed)
Nominated Contender......for this weeks EffinDoubt Award for Surrealism.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:10, closed)
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