GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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I regularly go...to the gym in my Honda Accord. There is lots of hookers and drugs and sex and I'm the only guy there and it's awesome! After being there for 20 hours I walk out pumped and punch geeks and...
Damn. I can't bring myself to fake the amount of arrogance, mis-spelling and fuckwittery needed for a true Accord post. Still, it's out of the way early. Call it a public service if you like. :)
To keep things on topic, I DID join the uni gym once. But like many others I got distracted by beer/work/women and only actually went into the gym 8 months later for my final exam. Bugger...
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:29, Reply)
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