GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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I joined a Cannons (Nuffield) in PortsmouthAnd my regime was simple: half hour in crosstrainer, half hour on treadmill, few weights, bits of stretching and an hour in the pool. Easy enough, really.
When I moved to London, I did an intro day with my other half at Richmond. Got all new stuff for him, was going to sign him up.
Until he did 5 minutes on the crosstrainer on easy before whingeing. Then collapsed after another 5.
Lazy shit.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:28,
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Still your other half?I'm just worried that he might die after about 5 minutes of horizontal aerobics...
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