GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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My one and only Gym story is monumentally depressing.Being on the running machine, alone, at three in the morning, with Beverly Hills Cop on the gym TV, in a Chicago hotel while you have tears streaming down your face beacuse your fiancee has just told you she can't marry you pretty much makes for the worst experience you will ever have.
Fuck you Valentine's Day 2001, I still haven't forgiven you.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:23,
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*click*Endorphine addled grief is sometimes easier to bear.
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Jesus....Well, at least it wasn't Beverly Hills Cop 3 - that might've pushed you over the edge.
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SpankyHanky, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:07,
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That's rough, poor sodBut you were in Chicago. Surely a smoky bar with a four piece band, strong whiskey, some strangers to share your misery and a sign over the door saying "you ain't leavin 'till you've sung the blues" would have been a better place to wallow in grief?
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Scrumper, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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suckyso have a click.
why, though?
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Valentines day 2006was spent at the openning of the new Corus 10" HFI and (IIRC 12") seamless pipe mills in Hartlepool thanks to needing something to do with my newly-found singleness.
Impressive bits of kit, but an utterly miserable day!
Valentines Day 2007 was spent in the pub...
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:00,
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Hot damn.*click*
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