I work in a gym
Well, I say a gym, it's a grotty council-run leisure centre with a very popular gym attached to it. I work in the bar/cafe area.

Our menu consists of burgers, chips, deep-fried crap of every conceivable type, and beer. We rarely have any healthy food or diet beverages on offer.

This means that people spend two hours in the gym, then they have a cheese & bacon burger with cheesy curly fries and a pint of Guinness. This pretty much cancels out any calories they burnt sweating like a fool on the other side of the building.

I meanwhile, never go to the gym ever, cycle to work and eat reasonably healthily, and don't sit around wondering why I'm fat - and am not having £50 a month debited directly from my dirty digits.

So what, really, is the point of that?
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 12:56, 4 replies)

and it's the worst guiness in the world
:D
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:16, closed)

But it's beautifully poured, with a nice shamrock on it and everything.
Still, maybe a sloppy pint that DOESN'T lead to sloppy guts is better
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:30, closed)

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I read that as "deep fried crab". I thought that sounds rather nice.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:10, closed)

That may have to be
tomorrow's new deep-fried experience.
Maltesers, After-Eights, KitKats all deep fried well.
Lettuce and grated cheese did not. Sweetcorn and slush puppy caused oily explosions.
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 1:47, closed)