GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Rubber GymI go to a gym where they provide you with a change of clothes. shorts, shirt, socks and then even supply deoderant. Oooooh.
A couple of weeks ago i got my clothes from reception and as i picked up the shorts i felt something squelchy in the pockets. That kind of squelch you know you have squelched before. So i check the pockets, and the squelch was indeed a known squelch. A couple of condoms (in packet)! Cue baffled looks from all in reception and a discussion of how they got there...
In hindsight, it was lucky i found them in front of the reception, would of been awkward finding them in the change rooms infront of other male gym-mers.
Oh and a quick TopTip. If male and going to the gym. Do not put your things in the bottom lockers. Otherwise you may recieve cock in the face when the above locker holder goes to get their clothes fresh out the shower.
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Disco_box Anything(!?) for a laff...., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 10:38,
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Brilliant!Have a click, if only for the last paragraph!
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