GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Lie back and think of the Common Agricultural PolicyAt my local council gym, one the managers is possibly the fittest, in both senses, women I've ever seen. We've always behaved perfectly with each other; I'm fat and wheezy and she has a husband with a lot of gorilla DNA.
One day she asked me to spot her while she bench pressed a pair of 25 kg dumbbells.
After 3 minutes staring down her top, I said "I'm terribly sorry Becky (for such is not her name) but we'll have to stop".
Pause.
"Oh dear, Mr Scars, are you stiffening up?"
"I am, and I've just seen your husband pull into the car park."
She was off the bench like a shot, and I ran for the showers. The COLD showers.
Length? Not quite out of my shorts.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:36, Reply)
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