Shame! Shame on you!
Back when I had spare time to burn, I managed to keep up a pretty regular gym attendance. I'd try to go when I had the chance during the week but would always make a point of going one weekend morning.

On one particular summer day I'd dragged myself out there in spite of a mild hangover, got changed and done my usual punishing sixty minutes in spite of the headache and the stifling heat.

By the time I was ready to go home it was lunchtime. After a gym session after the morning after the night before I was absolutely starving. What's more I was feeling pretty good about myself having managed to get to the gym and work out in the face of adversity and I thought I deserved a little treat. So when my short walk home took my past the best burger bar in town, I thought I'd go in and get my lunch from there.

Just after I'd handed over my cash, a complete stranger came in through the door and started wildly gesticulating and shouting at me. She was standing in the doorway - the only exit - and I was marginally frightened at first until it slowly dawned on my tired brain that she had seen me walk out of a gym and in to a fast-food joint and had been appalled enough by my behaviour to want to come and berate me for being such a slacker. "Shame! Shame on you!" she kept shouting, for a full minute, into the open mouthed shock of both me and the burger bar staff.

Then she walked off, shaking her head, and I finished my walk home and stuffed myself full of glorious saturated fats.
(MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:24, 2 replies)

Ah, but you see
the exercise you'd done negates the calorie intake, so surely you had earned that burger.
Plus, as both exercise and junk food release endorphins, a good way to get a nice tingly natural high is to beast yourself at a gym then stuff your face with crap.

Doesn't do much for your waistline, mind...
(berk, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:58, closed)

What the fuck
I think she deserves a jolly good kidnapping myself to be honest
(Freddles, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:07, closed)