Pot sick. Turnips in diguise. Soggy hot cucumber.
In our house a Pot Noodle was always called a Pot Sick for obvious reasons. In fact, until I learned to read, that's what I thought they were actually called. Hence when I was little, I went round the village shop looking for one and didn't find it.

I once bit into a piece of turnip thinking it was just a boiled potato as it looked the same as the boiled potatoes next to it. Gross.

And why is it that whenever you go to McDonalds, whether you have a big mac, a cheeseburger, or an apple pie, they ALWAYS give you a gherkin???
(Small Czechoslovakian Traffic Warden, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 14:33, closed)