HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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I once went and saw the noted wit, Mr Oscar Wilde..some ill-mannered fellow shouted out, "I say Oscar, a little bird told me that you are not like other men!".
Well, bless me if Mr Wilde did not afix the oaf with a steely gaze and coolly quip "on the contrary, sir, I am noted for liking other men very much!"
The main act was the popular coloured singer, Tuppence. But he was crap.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 10:17, closed)
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