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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I once knocked one out in a confessional booth for a bet
whilst giving confession.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:49, closed)
I was about to comment:
"Who was confessing at the time?
Must have been raunchy."

But reread your post. Shame. It could have been the first in a long line of dirty vicar posts.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:51, closed)
"Bless me father, for I'm about to sin"
"Father, could you hand me a tissue? I've got to sneeze..."
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:51, closed)
You do realise
that the priest was watching and wanking along with you don't you???

I bet you don't feel so clever now!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, closed)

Bless me dark father, I have sinned,
I've done it before, and I'll do it again
cause it keeps me warm, it makes me smile.....
You've been on my shoulder all the while....

Whispering sweet nothings....
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:30, closed)

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