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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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No regrets for this one...
In fact I'm amused by the memory that I was once dating an 18 year old virgin who was also a vegetarian, 2 things in her life that were apparantly important... oh yeah you can see where it's going.

I lived in student halls, despite no longer being a student. So I invited her to stay for a weekend and stocked up on the essentials from the supermarket... bread, bacon, ketchup.

In one afternoon she was no longer a vegetarian or a virgin ;-)

Couple of months later she got glandular fever and was pretty unwell, infact confined to bed. So like the nice guy I am I took the opportunity to dump her safe in the knowledge she lacked the energy to complain or do anything about it.

Yep, chances are that might be a hell ticket right there, especially that I still find it funny.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:00, 4 replies)
Well, I know I'm just adding fuel to the fire
but you're a cunt.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:23, closed)
it was
a time of change in my life :-)

I am at least no longer such a person and treat people nicely etc. In fairness at the time she was uncomfortably clingy and I felt I had to make my escape ASAP.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:33, closed)
Corrupting vegetarians.
A good hobby sir!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:24, closed)
But not quite as good as corrupting virgins.

/coat
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:51, closed)

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